What you see is what you get ...
After four years of hard graft, you finally get to edit the parish mag. They set the bar high in Aylesbury.
If you were half a man, you'd have centred that photo correctly!(....but you have given me an idea - Ta!0
If one were unkind (which of course, one is not), your portrait could be described as a picture of you 'half-cut'.Or. on a slightly more surreal level you could be said to be already half gone!