This is Woman - she is to be feared.
Not because of her mighty claymore sword, not because of her intimidating glare. Not because of her feminine charms and not because she looks acceptably good in a leather skirt.
No, this is Woman and she is to be feared by all who behold her (except for a few days a month when she unclean and should be ignored, and more properly mocked for her weakness).
But I hear you asking 'why?'
I will tell you why: because Woman is mighty even enough to defeat the grace and love of none other than
...God.
She touches the matter of communion, and even the power of the Holy Spirit is neutralised by Woman. With her frightening Woman Ray and her alarming Female Photon she will break the connection that holds God and his church together - whatever she touches becomes Godless. The world may only be safe in the hands of none less than Man, the conduit of all the mighty universe-forming powers of God.
Can Man save the day from Woman?
Will God be vanquished by this scourge of the known Galaxy?
...tune in next week for 'The Ludicrous Opinions of Some Christians' to find out. If you missed this week's thrilling episode, it will shown again on the Sacramental Assurance Player
[This is a work of irony, by the way - before you comment that I am a 'traditionalist']
Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteglad to be a mighty woman
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ReplyDeleteLove the irony! Now do you know anyone who can convince me (a weak and feeble woman) why gender matters in relation to 'sacramental assurance' e.g. rather than ethnicity, language, culture etc.?
ReplyDeleteBut Seeker, this is pic of you from that party last week. Your modesty is charming!
ReplyDeleteWonderful irony - one of the best ways to combat prejudice.
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